Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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