what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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