worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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