He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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