Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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