oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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