He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
