yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
