laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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