worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We are two peas in an std pod
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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