Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
