I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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