btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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