shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I understand Curling. That high.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Come on in and take your pants off
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
