Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
