I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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