I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You can't just leave with hair like that
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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