Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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