Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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