The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
