It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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