I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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