So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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