come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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