margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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