I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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