You're so nebulous sometimes
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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