her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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