Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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