Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
