just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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