This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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