Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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