I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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