Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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