Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Someone came in the potted fern
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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