dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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