I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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