After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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