everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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