I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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