We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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