the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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