Got a toothbrush?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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