I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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