It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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