he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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