normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
This toilet bowl is my home.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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