im six kinds of drunk right now
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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