Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just had sex bonerless
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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