if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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