Sponge bath it is.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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