Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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