Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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