I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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