hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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