Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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