I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I love you. Go after that dick
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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