i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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